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airmanawesome:

rose-j:

systemofadowny:

Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear.

Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot.

Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls is SO HOT.

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clannyphantom:

i listened to a boy in my history class have a lengthy discussion in graphic detail about how many times he masturbated on the weekend but god forbid a girl ask her friend for a tampon in a voice louder than a whisper

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my life is one big “wow ok”

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fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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shytoaster:

what-the-fuckasaurus-rex:

dicketysplit:

trying to write essays

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what does this mean

have u ever written an essay

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